Making Postgres 42,000x slower because I am unemployed

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Summary:
- This article discusses how to make a PostgreSQL database slow, which is useful for testing and debugging purposes.
- It explains different techniques, such as adding unnecessary indexes, creating large tables with lots of data, and using inefficient queries, that can be used to intentionally slow down a PostgreSQL database.
- The article provides step-by-step instructions on how to implement these techniques, allowing developers to create a controlled environment for testing the performance of their applications.

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