Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee reviews Metroid Prime Remastered. Combat’s probably still the worst part of Metroid Prime’s core experience, against anything but the tiny party favour enemies that die in one hit the basic shot feels about as impactful as blowing kisses but the charge shot feels like it takes so long in the heat of the moment I’m worried I should’ve offered my gun an epidural first. Can you handle it from here, or would you like us to call you a magic carpet?” Maybe they should have kept the original controls, it would’ve gelled with the “We hate you and want you to piss off and die” vibe