Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee reviews Hi-Fi Rush. But things go awry when his tragically retro MP3 player – oh christ MP3 players can be tragically retro now, I’ve been doing this way too fucking long – gets merged with his body during the cyborg process, and he gains the ability to summon a magic guitar-shaped piece of metal that twats the absolute fuck and furthermore fucks the absolute twat out of things as long as it keeps in time to the beat. The combat never feels grindy because it’s a linear sequence of continually escalating fights regularly introducing new enemies, scattered across nicely crafted distinctly themed levels full of platforming challenges and timing puzzles and story moments, and each closed off with a spectacular unique boss fight