OpenAI’s classifier — aptly called OpenAI AI Text Classifier — is intriguing architecturally. At $600, a stereo pair is very much an investment and one that makes the most sense if your situation ticks off the following boxes:\n\nYou have an iPhone\nYou subscribe to Apple Music\nYou want to set up a system in a few minutes and don\u2019t want to think about it much beyond that\nYou\u2019re building a smart home\n\nRemember that spiel about the long, dark night a few thousand words back? I firmly stand by it. \nThat’s not to suggest the classifier is useless — far from it